Beauchamp Comments upon Winning Journalistic Booby Prize

[Re: “Vanity Fair’s William D. Cohan and Graydon Carter Win Duranty-Blair Awards for Reviving the Duke Rape Hoax”; and

“Vox Media Gang Member Zack Beauchamp Wins Duranty-Blair Award for Journalistic Infamy!”]
 

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Tuesday, August 14, 2018 at 1:11:00 A.M. EDT

When asked by NON-AP news, what he would do with the Duranty-Blair Award, Beauchamp revealed that he's actually won the less prestigious Brian Williams-Daniel Schorr and Ross-Holt awards in the past, and is in the process of building a display case in his apartment to stack them all.

“‘They seem to be coming fast and furious,’ said a flummoxed Beauchamp. ‘I heard a couple other guys [Cohan and Carter] got a Duranty-Blair Award too—I think they do as fine a job as I do, if you want to know the truth.’”

We do want to know the truth; that’s why we won’t waste time reading YOUR garbage.

—GR Anonymous-I'm a white man