Wednesday, January 22, 2025
He don’t like wednesdays
[“shooting at (mostly bLACK-looking) tennessee school, results in one female dead, one male student grazed—followed by a fatal, self-inflicted blast from the shooter (with dead vic and perp’s respective names)”]
By Henry Jacquarious Longfelon
wednesday, january 22, 2025 at 7:20:00 p.m. est
He Don’t Like Wednesdays
by Henry Jacquarious Longfelon
Cold school bus morning,
Cold his ‘n’ her hearses afternoon,
It was the Adderall
That made him Subtract-her-all,
No more lovin’ spoonful from the school nurse,
This Nashville cat has split the scene,
He don’t like wednesdays,
So he ends days. Class dismissed.
[Editorial note: Henry Jacquarious Longfelon is not Grand Rapids Anonymous. More than once I have published someone whom I was sure must have been GRA, but whom the real GRA insisted was not him. That’s how influential GRA is, God bless him.]
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2 comments:
Abolish Tenure it must be,
His style,there,
For all to see.
No,he and I are not the same,
Wish I'd thought Longfelon's name.
--GRA
You're warmed this poet's heart on a frigid climate-change week when the new administration upstaged Doctor King and began its savage assault on equity and justice.
- HJL
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