By Nicholas Stix
I just heard via Steve Sailer that someone named Raheem Morris ("Radio Raheem"?), 47, got a die placement as head coach of the atlanta falcons, presumably, we're told, over Bill Belichick, 71.
Living ai bots, like this one, ridiculously assert that hiring Belichick as gm and head coach would somehow necessitate firing zillions of people, while their sites refuse to permit any comments.
It would necessitate firing the present gm. I believe that means one man.
There are two main reasons for not hiring Bill Belichick: His age, and the decline in his success, after Tom Brady left the patriots. That wasn't so hard, was it?
Meanwhile, scrolling down, one sees google prompt questions, some of which are ludicrous, while others are nonsensical. Ludicrous: "Who won 73 Super Bowl?" Well, that would be no one.
"Who won 13 Super Bowls?"
Again, nobody.
Nosiree, not according to google.
The answer to the first question, it informs us, was the dolphins over the redskins, 14-7. That was the 1973 super bowl. If you mean 1973, then say so! There is no form of English, in which "73 Super Bowl" is proper. They'll have to "correct" that reference to the redskins.
I'll bet a lot of people who guessed wrong, or not at all, would have nailed it, if the question had it been put in proper English, instead of in bot-talk.
As for the second one, although I haven't watched the nfl since the last time Tom Brady played in the super bowl, I know, well and good, that no team has won more than six super bowls--the pittsburgh steelers, the boston, er, new england patriots, and the san francisco 49ers. But I don't think in bot-talk. The google bot was talking about the 2013 super bowl. But football fans don't talk that way.
"Raheem Morris is 'the definition of a leader of men'" - human bot, Peter King.
No person is "the definition" of anything. Individuals are examples, and when ideal at something, exemplars. Peter King is paid to be a pc wordsmith. Well, he's pc, in any event.
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2 comments:
I'm surprised Peter King has not been replaced by Raheem(fill in with Arab last name).
Raheem writing about Raheem makes sportswriting much easier for all concerned.There'd be no judgement that Raheem criticizing Raheem constitutes racist analysis,which always gets brought up when Whitey does it.
I just wonder though,if Muslims take over football,will they replace the signals that QBs like Peyton Manning bark out--"Omaha"-- with "Allahu Akbar" at the line of scrimmage?
That way fans can become more indoctrinated with non-Christian religions while following their favorite football teams .
I'm sure many stupid fans STILL wouldn't "punt" the NFL out of their lives.
--GRA
The old NFL rule for hiring head coaches used to be "you must interview at least one minority to make it look like we are really considering diversity hires".
The new rule is "you must interview at least one white candidate to make it look like the minority we already decided to hire won the job based on his merits".
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