Sunday, January 28, 2024

Was it a hoax, or was it real? Someone stole a statue of fake hall-of-famer Jackie Robinson; the fake media go nuts!

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
sunday, january 28, 2024 at 6:15:00 p.m. est

hilarious: media goes bonkers over Jackie Robinson statue getting chopped off at the ankles and hauled away in kansas

GRA: Everyone on msm is at “full outrage” level—similar to DEF-CON ONE. Maybe it was a tornado that did the deed.

“(cnn) police in wichita, kansas, are asking for help to locate a stolen statue of Jackie Robinson.

“league 42, a nonprofit that provides low-cost baseball registration primarily for children ages 5-14, had raised $50,000 for the statue at its field, according to cnn affiliate klby. the league was named in honor of Jackie Robinson, whose jersey number was 42.

“before Robinson became the first black player in major league history, he was signed by the kansas city monarchs of the negro leagues shortly after he was discharged by the military in 1944.

“pictures shared by the police department thursday showed the life-sized statue was cut off at the ankles and hauled away. according to police, the theft occurred shortly after midnight local time on thursday.

[Start violins here] “the statue of Robinson ‘was a symbol of hope’ in the community, wichita city council member Brandon Johnson told cnn on sunday.

“‘it means a whole lot and it’s unfortunate that someone backed in there around midnight and took it,’ Johnson said. the theft ‘breaks my heart for all of those kids and parents and coaches,’ he added.

“but the councilman said he was hopeful the statue would be found soon.

“‘our police department has been working day and night to make sure we find out who did this,’ he said.

[N.S.: The coppers are glad to “work” day and night, trying to solve the crime of the year, whereby they assume the criminal was White. Otherwise, they’d have to earn their pay checks, hunting down black and hispanic criminals. They’d better hope the criminals really were White.]

There has been a good response from the public and local businesses who provided more camera footage, Johnson said.

[End violins, start threatening Jaws music.

N.S.: But since the cops haven’t caught the bad guys, there has not been a good response from the public.]

“at a friday news conference, [White] wichita police chief Joe Sullivan said he was ‘frustrated by the actions of those individuals who had the audacity to take the statue of Jackie Robinson from a park where kids and families and our community gathered to learn the history of Jackie Robinson, an American icon, and play the game of baseball. this should upset all of us.”

“what troubles me even more is that the theft occurred just before the beginning of february, which marks the start of black history month. our city wants the statue returned,’ Sullivan added.

“the local crimestoppers organization is offering up to $2,500 for a tip leading to an arrest and an additional $5,000 for the recovery of the statue, Steve Cohlmia, president of the wichita metro crime commission said friday.”

--GRA



4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't have a meltdown, y'all! Even if the statue is having a meltdown.

Anonymous said...

As I pointed out,Whites were blubbering about the removal as if a Mickey Mantle replica had been stolen(do they even HAVE statues of "the Mick" anywhere besides Yankee Stadium?).

Bob Lutz is a White guy who called the area,"sacred."(Robinson was Indian?)

Joe Sullivan,White police chief,mourned the theft,"on the eve of black history month."

For God's sake,EVERY DAMN MONTH is black history month nowadays and zero months are White History Month.

Sullivan,Lutz--what is wrong with your heads?

--GRA

Anonymous said...

A quick, "jackie robinson statue is missing" song
(sung to Simon and Garfunkle's,"Mrs.Robinson")

Where did you go,"jackie robinson"?
Your statue's up and left and gone away,
Hey,hey,hey.
The statue of jackie robinson,
Someone took it,took the thing today,
Hey,hey,hey,
Yay,yay,yay.


It is in a hiding place where no one ever goes,
While the cops are spinning in their tracks,
Laugh about it,
Shout about it,
Jackie left his shoes,
Every way I look at this,
Whites lose,

The blacks and cops in this screwy town,
You know,the facts you'll hear,will not be true,
Woo,woo,woo.
What's that you say,Chief Joe Sullivan,
History month for blacks is on the way,
Who cares,I say,
Hey,hey,hey.

--GRA



Anonymous said...

Who would even want a damn statue in the first place? I am a thought is mostly a prank and nothing more than that. Quite a prank but probably not really malicious in nature just goofy kids behaving goofy.