Card Found in Trailer Where He Used to Work

[“Breaking news: terrified cops breathe a sigh of relief, and return to doughnut hq: Robert Card, the Einstein of mass murderers, has been found dead.”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
saturday, october 28, 2023 at 10:41:00 a.m. edt

“(sun-journal) maine state police found Card’s body in a trailer at the recycling center

“10:20 a.m. a maine state police tactical team found the body of Robert Card on friday evening in a trailer at the maine recycling corporation, authorities said saturday morning.

“the trailer was located in an overflow parking lot at the company, which is located in lisbon, said Mike Sauschuck, public safety commissioner.

“the business, at 61 capital Ave., is where Card used to work. it had been checked and cleared twice by local police, but authorities did not learn until later in the search that there was an overflow parking lot across the street, Sauschuck said at a saturday morning news briefing.

“‘we cleared trailers there at that business footprint. we had no idea across the street there was an overflow parking lot,’ he said.”

--GRA