By Grand Rapids Anonymous
thursday, june 29, 2023 at 3:53:00 p.m. edt
“(bbc) Madonna Ciccone has been discharged from hospital and is home and feeling better after an intensive care stay, the bbc understands.
[GRA: bbc? That’s what started all this—bacterialized black cucumber.]
“news of her ill health was shared by her manager, who said she had suffered a ‘serious bacterial infection.’”
“the 64-year-old was due to begin a seven-month world tour in the coming weeks, but has had to postpone it.
“she was taken to her new york home in a private ambulance, a source told cnn, adding: “She’s in the clear.”
GRA: Until she hooks up with Jacquarious again.
--GRA
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We are saved. The whole world is saved. Thankfully all for the best. I speak with a degree of sarcasm not totally justified.
MATCH GAME 2023 CLIP:
Gene Rayburn:Okay,all our celebrities have finished writing down their answers to this question:
Madonna was rushed to emergency. After many tests,the doctor walked into Madonna's room and told her,"We've made a diagnosis and you have--BLANK."
Our contestant said,"the flu." Let's go to our celebrities.Paul Lynde,taking time off from the Hollywood Squares,what did you say?
Paul Lynde:GON-OH-REE-AH(laughs)
Brett Somers:Not the flu--hon--I said,Syphilis.
Charles Nelson Reilly:I said,a black fetus--father unknown.
Elaine Joyce:Sickle cell?
Richard Dawson:Charles was on the right track(flips card)--a 20 year old black--on welfare--living in her uterus(laughs).
Betty White:Oh,you copied my answer--except I said,a 30 year old black--on welfare--living in her uterus.
Rayburn:Well,I don't know who copied who,but both are fine responses. However,no matches for our contestant--and we've run out of time.Come back tomorrow for more MATCH Game 2023.
--GRA
jerry pdx
Wonder how much time "Mad"Donna has in this world if Jacquarious, Jacktavious or whatever, worms his way into her will? I'd give her 6 months as most.
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