Sunday, November 10, 2019

Popeye's Troubles Reach Critical Mass: Fatal Stabbing at Popeye's Spurs National Conversation about Chicken-Related Hate Crimes

By A Longtime Reader
Sun, Nov 10, 2019 9:12 a.m.

"Fatal Stabbing at Popeye's Spurs National Conversation about Chicken-Related Hate Crimes"

Some great end-of-week humor as only Taki can bring it!

Whether or not our nation's fast-food chicken joints are mere pawns of a sinister CIA/CFR conspiracy to sterilize young black males is far beyond this article's purview.
We will note, however, that black males seem to keep dying at them.
According to an eyewitness of the fatal stabbing at a Popeyes facility in Oxon Hill, MD, the tragedy started when "dude cut in line"—chicken-sandwich-eaters tend to do that—and then "went outside" with their sandwich, only to be stabbed to death in the parking lot by someone who apparently lost their place in line after dude cut in line.
Just as is the case whenever there is a new release of an urban-oriented line of sunglasses or athletic footwear, waves of violence greeted the summer release of Popeye's chicken sandwich, which is rumored to taste good although we aren't willing to risk getting stabbed to death in order to find out.
The poultry-based item sated the appetites of so many impoverished and downtrodden palates upon its release that it almost instantly sold out… only to be resurrected a week or so ago.
So many wasted lives. So many wasted chicken sandwiches.
According to a police spokeswoman who is black but appears to have a considerable bit of cream in her coffee:
"Our homicide detectives are hard at work on this one, but we have been able to determine preliminarily that this is related to the release of the sandwich here at this restaurant."
If you'll notice—we did—she carefully left out the word "chicken" in her official statement, although the murder was undeniably chicken-related.
They say guns don't kill people, but maybe chicken sandwiches do. It's a documented fact that whenever a new designer chicken sandwich is released in an urban area and the demand exceeds the supply, violence inevitably erupts.
People, it's time we had a discussion about this.


Anonymous said...

Nicely written.As I posted last week--the blacks will kill for chicken sandwiches,cutting in line--or just because the day ends in "Y".
Meanwhile,in Oshtemo(near Kalamazoo),a fat black thug--just released from prison in July,broke into a 36 year old white man's apartment last Wednesday and was met with a battle ax.White man,Ben Ball calls the ax "my baby"(I'll bet).Ball said he was playing video games when his "door was kicked in."Ball said he saw a firearm as the black came into his apartment.A battle ensued and the black thug's blood flew.The black invader,identified as Alex Lavell Walls,fled the scene,leaving a trail of blood and was tracked down and captured.
Rawls faces home invasion charges (at minimum).
(Some info gathered from WOOD story.)

Anonymous said...

(WOODTV) An Oshtemo man,whose hobbies include ritualized combat with replica weapons from the Middle Ages,is alive and well after he used an ax to fend off a convicted criminal who broke into his Oshtemo Township apartment late Wednesday night.

Ben Ball, 36, used a replica battle ax to keep the intruder at bay.

The 33-year-old suspect, Alex Lavell Rawls, is now in jail facing a charge of first-degree home invasion, which could put him in prison for a maximum of 20 years.

Ball says that the suspect dated his former roommate who left to get away. The suspect showed up at the apartment around 11:30 p.m., thinking she was there.

The suspect knocked on the door repeatedly, then kicked it in, while Ball was in his apartment playing video games and watching Rick and Morty.

Ball said he had reason to believe the suspect had a firearm.

“(The) door opened, (I) grabbed the ax, (then) step, step, hit.”

The ax hit the intruder at least once in the torso and then the two started grappling in the apartment destroying the place.

“There was a bloody mess everywhere,” Ball said.

Finally, the suspect gave up and made a run for it.

A neighbor called 911 and police showed up. Police K-9s followed the trail of blood to apprehend the suspect.

Kalamazoo County officials say the suspect spent the night in the hospital with substantial wounds before being transferred to the jail.

Whatever his reason was for kicking in the door, he probably was not expecting to run into a guy who spends his weekend battling other people with swords and axes.

Ball owns a lot of weaponry that he keeps around his apartment, like the kind Vikings and Barbarian warriors used.

When he’s not working at Applebee’s, he participates in events where people compete in ritualized combat.

“I’ve got a double-headed carbon steel battle ax that was homemade by a gentleman who has since passed. That’s what I call my baby,” Ball said.

Court records show the suspect, Rawls, was discharged from the Michigan Department of Corrections in July. His criminal record includes assaulting and disarming a police officer and flee and eluding police.

Rawls was being held in the Kalamazoo County Jail as of Thursday.

Kalamazoo County Undersheriff Jim VanDyken said avoiding confrontation with a robber is usually the best course, but he says people have a right to defend themselves, especially in their own home.

Ball says he is glad he spent a lot of time practicing with that ax.

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Anonymous said...

Odin would be pleased. Valhalla awaits.