Thursday, February 07, 2019

In Texas, a Couple of Clowns Tried to Rob the Wrong Couple; One of the Vics Gave Them a Beat-Down with a Most Unusual Weapon!


Suspected clowns Luis Jimenez, 32, and Jose Lugo, 35; no picture was available of the scooter

By A Texas Reader

“Machete-wielding robbers wearing clown masks chased off by victims with scooter.”

N.S.: Actually, the wife beat them with their child’s scooter, and when they ran away into their car, she smashed one of its windows. If only she’d had a gun, she could’ve saved Lone Star State taxpayers millions!

My (corrected) comment at KPRC:

Now, that's my kind of wife! I already have The Boss (my wife), but this one sounds like she could be family.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Like in the movies of the Old West. They rope the guy and drag him behind a horse. Rope these morons and drag them behind the scooter. What is the immigration status of the two bad guys??