Best USMC Joke of the Year

 
A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men…

[For the punch line, go to Ex-Army Libertarian Nationalist.]

Excerpted by Nicholas Stix