Classified Documents Founds at Mike Pence’s Home—Everyone Seems to Have Some!

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
tuesday, january 24, 2023 at 5:33:00 p.m. est

(ZH) “A ‘small number’ of documents with classified markings were discovered at former vice president Mike Pence’s home in indiana last week, officials confirmed tuesday.

“on january 18, Pence’s team notified the national archives that the documents were ‘inadvertently boxed and transported’ to the former vp’s house at the end of the Trump administration, and that Pence was ‘unaware of the existence of sensitive or classified documents at his personal residence,’ according to his lawyer.”

GRA: The white house chef was the latest person found to be in possession of classified material, with 20 boxes discovered in her kitchen (“I thought they were recipes”).

The chinese guy who committed mass murder in monterey park saturday night--HIS house had 32 boxes, police discovered, scattered among the 200 or so AK-15 weapons at his residence.

Four of the NSU researchers reportedly were shocked to find out THEY had a number of classified documents in their basement saying, “We have no idea how they got here. The ones they took from my house were all about how LBJ ordered Kennedy killed,” said one anonymous NSU researcher.

Also found with documents were most of congress, the baggers at several D.C. grocery stores and anyone chosen randomly on the street in several U S. cities.

Who DOESN’T have classified documents?, is the question.

--GRA


GRA, I immediately sent this material to The Afterlife Tonight Show, where a reliable, confidential informant told me that Johnny read I aloud, and had Rickles, Ed, himself, and the entire audience of ghosts in stitches!