Saturday, February 26, 2022
Biden’s Get-Tough Sanctions
[“Breaking News Alert: White House Announces Sanctions against Putin.”]
By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Saturday, February 26, 2022 at 1:27:00 A.M. EST
No more 10% off “dictator pricing breaks” at Moscow McDonald’s.
Rogaine shipments will be stopped (didn’t work, anyway).
Biden signs EO cutting Putin’s Mastercard credit limit from $50 million to $49.9999 million.
Profits from U.S. Treasury bonds purchased by Putin will now be capped at 500 gazillion dollars a month.
Biden will renege on $5 lost bet made with Putin, in which Biden claimed Russia would lose to the Ukraine in any invasion.
--GRA
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Putin will just tell his folks to tighten your belts and that will be it.
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