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Saturday, October 17, 2020

Mexicans’ Top Three Excuses for Committing Violent Crimes

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Saturday, October 17, 2020 at 1:17:00 A.M. EDT

Always an excuse—not a reason. Excuses are what minorities (Mex in this case) come up with to rationalize their crimes. I could do a top ten list—like David Letterman used to do, but too late for a full Top 10. These are the top three excuses Mexicans make for committing violent crimes--something like:

3) “Taco Bell ran out of hot sauce tonight—it makes me loco!”

2) “After drinking 25 Corona Lights, I just feel like shooting everyone I see—that’s normal—right?”

And the number one excuse Mexicans make for committing violent crime?

“My chihuahua told me to do it.” --GRA

 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Mex also have a highly developed sense of honor. Punador. Point of honor. Will fight and kill over the smallest grievance or insult, even if only perceived.