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Man Allegedly Assaults Girlfriend for Saying His Fart "smelled horrible"
By A Texas Reader
Tue, Jan 7, 2020 6:43 p.m.
Tue, Jan 7, 2020 6:43 p.m.
Man Allegedly Assaults Girlfriend for Saying His Fart "smelled horrible" | FOX 7 Austin
A man was arrested on Sunday for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend after she complained that his fart "smelled horrible," police in Wichita Falls say.
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You can SEE that in his photo--of course his farts reek--but his breath isn't probably so good either.But if he was her BF for a while,what did SHE smell like?To be able to tolerate him,she must have had hoards of flies hovering around her private areas most of the time too--and dropping dead.
But then he unleashed the Kevorkian,the Fart of Death (probably caused by her horrible cooking)and it was time to breakup.Nothing listed in anyone's wedding vows about farts--unless that's the "til death do you part" section.
--GRA
Don't try to give off a foul, evil smelling fart in the presence of a negro.
Perhaps if he inserted a Buttgieg that would prevent the gas from leaking out.
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