Saturday, December 14, 2024

“Send in the Drones” by GRA, exclusively at WEJB/GRA!


“Send in the Drones” by GRA, exclusively at WEJB/GRA

[“Send in the drones”—bIDEN white house lies saying, “everyone’s mistaking helicopters for ufos” (Glynis Johns comes back from the dead, to sing, “Send in the Drones”!)]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
saturday, december 14, 2024 at 1:18:00 p.m. est

“Send in the Drones” by GRA

Ain’t it a b*tch?
Look over there,
UFOs crash on the ground,
More in the air,
Send in the drones.

I hear a hiss,
Lights on the move,
Vehicles flying around,
Feds, they approve,
“These are just drones,”
Send in the drones.

Just when I’d stopped, watching the news,
Finally giving up all of the things I can’t use,
Drawing me in it again—with “machines in the air,”
c-i-a lies—truth is not there.

Don't think it’s farce?
Kirby was clear,
We heard him say just what he said—“nothing to fear,”
So send in the drones,
Quick, blame it on drones,

Don’t worry, “they’re” here.

(interlude)

Is it the brits?
russians up there?
Alpha Centaurian ships?
Must calm the fear,
So send in the drones,
There need to be drones,

Well maybe, “they’re” here.

--GRA



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You didn't request a song parody, specifically,N.S,but I got the feeling you wanted me to try and cook one up. Not bad. Cheers.

--GRA