Ebonics: A Poor Excuse for a Failure to Grasp the Basics of English

Re-posted by Nicholas Stix

ebonics
By Bling Bling WBF
August 6, 2003
Urban Dictionary

A poor excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of english. When in doubt, throw an "izzle" sound in the middle of any word of just string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something. When backed into a corner, you can always claim that it has something to do with a sort of symbolism or is a defining trait that makes your race great, versus owning up to the fact that it is essentially laziness at its finest.

Plim-plizzle, my nizzle, don' foget bouts tha six-fo, chuch, dawg up in da hood, chilly my grilly. fo sho.

 
Previously, at WEJB/NSU, on this topic:

“Ebonics and the Betrayal of Black Children”;

“Ebonics: The Language of Hate”;

“Q: Would ebonics programs in public schools be a good idea? Opposing views.”; and

“Ebonics: Bridge to Illiteracy” (the “most thorough” exposé of ebonics ever written, according to my Liberty editor).