Will the Real Kate Upton Please Stand Up? (Rule 5 Draft Break)

 

This awful picture is supposedly from early in her career. I'm guessing that she's wearing an extreme push-up bra.
 

These look beautiful, have no top-heaviness, and even appear to have cleavage. A triumph of surgical and photographic technique. Date not known, but the picture said, "Happy Birthday."
 

They look very real here, but I know they aren't (date unknown) 

These, from the 2013 SI Swimsuit Issue, just look ridiculous 

They have a really natural-looking sag here, from the 2014 SI Swimsuit Edition. At first, I thought they were real. Great job, Doc, whoever you are, as well as the photographer, for getting the perfect angle to sell man-made boobs as natural!
 

Obvious fakes, from the 2014 SI Swimsuit Issue 

Obviously fake. You can't be that big, yet have no cleavage while standing. Note, too, the top-heaviness.
 

 

By Nicholas Stix

From what I’ve read and seen, my impression is that she’s gone under the knife at least twice, and has had at least one splendid plastic surgeon.