Friday, January 02, 2026

"Location, location, location": A new meaning for an old phrase

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
friday, january 2, 2026 at 4:37:00 p.m. est

"Location, location, location": A new meaning for an old phrase

Like they say about real estate, getting shot in minority cities these days, is all about "location, location, location."

First location: What neighborhood you're in.

Second location: Are you visible to any gunmen?

Third location: The place you get shot on your body.

--GRA



3 comments:

Anonymous said...

jerry pdx
Attempted child kidnapping in the land of Cascadia is foiled by an alert father, perp's name is Denis Villalobos "of Cornelius":

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/father-stops-attempted-kidnapping-at-cornelius-was balmart-suspect-indicted/ar-AA1Ttvy8?ocid=BingNewsSerp

Of Cornelius OR? What, he's been illegally residing there for 2 yrs? Maybe he's "of Me-hi-co" or "of "Gua-teemala", we'll never know because they don't tell us those details anymore. No photo supplied, just some grainy surveillance footage, you'd think some enterprising investigative journalist would ferret out a picture of this mope with his contacts in the Cornelius po-lice dept. (like on TV!) but there's no such thing as that kind of journalism anymore, at least in the MSMs . I couldn't find anything on google images or a social media hit in the area, which is a big clue as to his citizenship status, or lack thereof. It's a local incident and won't likely leak out into the MSM except for those offbeat aggregator sites but the story is typical of how these attempted child abductions by Mex (75% of the time it's them) are treated...with kid gloves and seriously lacking in details.

AbolishTenure said...

like at heyjackass.com (Chicago's scoreboard) they have the diagram of a body with counts for head, arms, torso, lower body, unknown. Last week the body also had a Santa Claus hat.

And farther down the page there's a 2025 Shot in the Ass-O-Meter. Location!

Anonymous said...

Lol. That wasn't "black Santa" with the hat though. He'll be back next Christmas Eve.

--GRA