By Grand Rapids Anonymous
sunday, august 10, 2025 at 11:07:00 a.m. edt
OBESE mEX ARRESTED FOR WINNING THE EVENING'S 'DILDO TOSS' COMPETITION AT TUESDAY'S WNBA GAME IN PHOENIX
“(audacy) according to Fox 10 phoenix, 18-year-old Kaden Lopez – who was arrested for the tuesday incident at the phoenix mercury game against the connecticut sun – said he was motivated to buy and throw the toy because of a 'stupid prank that was trending on social media.” That same night, toys were also thrown during the Dallas Wings-New York Liberty game and Indiana Fever-Los Angeles Sparks game at Crypto.com arena in Los Angeles, Calif.
“Lopez won his event ["the mex dildo toss"], successfully reaching the court floor with his heave from far up in the stands. other similar tosses, from other contestants, reportedly bounced off the heads of patrons and unenthused cheerleaders, sitting at courtside."
What if Lopez had gotten his dildo toss to go through one of the baskets? An instant contract with the wnba team, which is in second place--6 1/2 games behind the division leader--the Lynx.
'“yes, he's a man," said an anonymous team spokesperson, "but so are half the women on our team."
--GRA
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"said he was motivated to buy and throw the toy because of a 'stupid prank that was trending on social media."
thanks to yesterday's nigadelphia post, we have a criminal justice terminology for that now: "contiguous dildo tossing".
If social media is your game, chico, then bring this all the way to a trial. Go for the Court TV ratings. Turn the trial into a giant game of "Make Me Laugh". Someone's going to get the invites to late-night TV - flights and hotel in LA and NY - and free food, you would be interested in the free food, it appears - and it might as well be you. And the Stern show, don't forget the Stern show. Call him "Grandpa" and see if that sets him off and he takes it out on his staff.
"Hey nowwww."
--GRA
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