"Lopez threw the dildo," sung to "I Shot the Sheriff"

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
saturday, august 9, 2025 at 12:31:00 a.m. edt

"Sung to "I Shot the Sheriff"
by GRA

Lopez threw the dildo,
But he did not hit no referee,
Lopez threw the dildo,
It was tough to hit someone who's a "she."

Dildo came down--from the crowd,
From where--they did not know,
The replay they had,showed from where it was thrown,
Yes,the big,fat mex was easily shown,
Oh,the big mex,was easily shown.

I say...I say...

Lopez tossed a dildo,
But he did not hit no referee,
Lopez tossed a dildo,
Now ICE needs to find out his identity.

END

Is the spic legal? Probably not.

--GRA