Saturday, February 01, 2025
May I direct y’all to the border patrol’s self-checkout line?
[“Walmart is empty; I wonder why? (brief video)”]
May I direct y’all to the border patrol’s self-checkout line?
By Abolish Tenure
saturday, february 1, 2025 at 7:31:00 p.m. est
May I direct y’all to the border patrol’s self-checkout line. Just like Walmart’s, and it’s absolutely free.
The boss ordered a ROLLBACK of illegal immigration. ¡This way to tijuana, chicos y chicas! Free party favors on your way out, because today is George Jefferson’s (Sherman Hemsley’s) 87th birthday. And Garrett Morris (Chico Escuela, “America has been very very good to me”) turns 88 today.
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"LIVE,from...uhh...where the hell am I?"
--Garrett Morris every Saturday night around 11:30 p.m.
--GRA
Happy for Garrett to make it to 88-plus but sad to hear of Marianne Faithfull passing at a young 78. Not "iconic" but merely an "icon" in the headline of this BBC story. Speaking of "where the hell am I?" - - "Her whisky-soaked voice, turned cracked and dusky, conveyed the inner torments of her painful life-experiences.... her detached, wintry voice" She had quite a long, rough, wild ride through life as described in the BBC story. Childhood in a commune, tuberculosis, "the first person ever to utter the F-word in a mainstream film", losing custody of her son. "A suicide attempt left her in a coma, and she ended up an alcoholic, anorexic heroin addict living in a bomb-damaged building in London's Soho".
"As Tears Go By" - my version would have been "As TR's Go By", as in the college schedule's abbreviation of a Tuesday/Thursday class schedule as "TR".
Keith Richards outlives another one from the 60s. How?
--GRA
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