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gunman opened fire on car because he thought arab moslems were inside

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"gunman opened fire on car because he thought [arab moslems] were inside"

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"Mordechai Brafman, 27, was arrested and charged with two counts of attempted murder after opening fire on Ari Rabi and his father in miami beach on saturday.



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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

THAT'S the excuse he gave? What did he expect police to say--"Ohh,we didn't know tha-a-at. You're free to go--we apologize."

--GRA

Wednesday, February 19, 2025 at 12:46:00 AM EST
Anonymous said...

JEW SHOOTS TWO JEWS BY MISTAKE--COULD BE MEL BROOKS NEW MOVIE

(ZH)Brafman's lawyer quickly attributed his client's attempted murder of two randomly-selected "Palestinians" to mental health problems. “It is believed that his ability to make sound judgments was significantly compromised," Dustin Tischler told the Miami Herald. “We are...committed to working with healthcare professionals to ensure Mr. Brafman receives the appropriate and necessary treatment(GRA:To let him out so that he can shoot the correct targets?) If this was a Mel Brooks movie,I could see it this way:

(conferring with his attorney)

Brooks(as Brafman): "Whattaya mean I shot two Jews--that's impossible--I'M A JEW!!!"

Brafman's lawyer(Marty Feldman):"When was your last eye test,Mr.Brafman?"

"A couple weeks ago."

Lawyer Feldman: "Standard eye test or the Jewish/Arab eye test--where eye chart letters are replaced by the faces of Jews and Arabs at various distances."

Brooks(as Brafman): "Are you being serious?"

Lawyer Feldman:"You're asking that of a person with two bizarre eyeballs wandering around in me head? Not too often--except for my bill. Wait until you see that--YOUR eyes will bug out like mine do."

Brooks(as Brafman):"What about this test?"

Lawyer Feldman:Yes,I just happen to have one with me(holds up chart--ten feet away).

Brooks as Brafman:Can't see a thing--everyone looks like a Jew.

Lawyer Feldman:Now try on my Middle East prescription glasses.

Brooks(as Brafman):Holy Passover,Batman--the arabs wear turbans and Jews wear yarmulkes.

Lawyer Feldman :Right,next line.

Brooks(as Brafman):I see a picture of a Jew eating gefilte fish,while an arab is dining on goat. THIS is why I shot a Jew,I didn't have the correct glasses on!

Lawyer Feldman:Oy vei,fortunately,we have Judge Rabinowitz presiding--who's wearing the CORRECT glasses. You are innocent by extenuating circumstances--incomplete opthalmology.

Brooks(as Brafman):THANK YOU,lawyer Feldman--are you Jewish,by the way?

Lawyer Feldman:No,but I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.

--GRA.







--GRA

Wednesday, February 19, 2025 at 10:32:00 AM EST
Anonymous said...

(corrected)JEW SHOOTS TWO JEWS BY MISTAKE--COULD BE MEL BROOKS NEW MOVIE

(ZH)Brafman's lawyer quickly attributed his client's attempted murder of two randomly-selected "Palestinians" to mental health problems. “It is believed that his ability to make sound judgments was significantly compromised," Dustin Tischler told the Miami Herald. “We are...committed to working with healthcare professionals to ensure Mr. Brafman receives the appropriate and necessary treatment(GRA:To let him out so that he can shoot the correct targets?) If this was a Mel Brooks movie,I could see it this way:

(conferring with his attorney)

Brooks(as Brafman): "Whattaya mean I shot two Jews--that's impossible--I'M A JEW!!!"

Brafman's lawyer(Marty Feldman):"When was your last eye test,Mr.Brafman?"

"A couple weeks ago."

Lawyer Feldman: "Standard eye test or the Jewish/Arab eye test--where eye chart letters are replaced by the faces of Jews and Arabs at various distances."

Brooks(as Brafman): "Are you being serious?"

Lawyer Feldman:"You're asking that of a person with two bizarre eyeballs wandering around in me head? Not too often--except for my bill. Wait until you see that--YOUR eyes will bug out like mine do."

Brooks(as Brafman):"What about this test?"

Lawyer Feldman:Yes,I just happen to have one with me(holds up chart--ten feet away).

Brooks as Brafman:Can't see a thing--everyone looks like an Arab!

Lawyer Feldman:Now try on my Middle East prescription glasses.

Brooks(as Brafman):Holy Passover,Batman--the arabs wear turbans and Jews wear yarmulkes.

Lawyer Feldman :Right,next line.

Brooks(as Brafman):I see a picture of a Jew eating gefilte fish,while an arab is dining on goat. THIS is why I shot a Jew,I didn't have the correct glasses on!

Lawyer Feldman:Oy vei,fortunately,we have Ju indge Rabinowitz presiding--who's wearing the CORRECT glasses. You are innocent by extenuating circumstances--incomplete opthalmology.

Brooks(as Brafman):THANK YOU,lawyer Feldman--are you Jewish,by the way?

Lawyer Feldman:No,but I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.

--GRA.







Wednesday, February 19, 2025 at 11:26:00 AM EST

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