Costanza minds his own business on a city bus… and almost gets killed!

[“fdny ambulance failed to reach teen stabbed on mta bus as cops rushed dying boy to hospital.”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
saturday, october 14, 2023 at 8:15:00 p.m. edt

That could be Jerry Seinfeld in his new 25th anniversary show. Or Kramer...or George Costanza.

NY Hospital

George: Jerry, they got me. I was minding my own business on a bus, when this punk negro stabbed me.

Jerry: How could he miss? You must be pushing 300 lbs these days.

George: I think he hit my aorta.

Jerry: It’s barely a paper cut; you’ll be released later today. I told you to avoid the buses, subway system, taxis and sidewalks.

George: How do YOU get around then?

Jerry: Limo.

George (imitating Jerry): Limo. Limo.

Jerry: It’s the only safe mode of transportation in new York city.

George (imitating Jerry): It’s the only...

Jerry: Gotta go, can’t keep my limo driver waiting—I hired Keith Hernandez. See ya later.

(Door closes.)

George: When you can’t safely take a bus anymore, you might as well not have a city.

--GRA