Pete Buttigieg Charms Crowd at Iowa Truck Stop by Sampling Local Meth

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CLARKSVILLE, IA—Taking a long drag from a glass pipe while addressing potential voters, presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg charmed crowds at a truck stop Wednesday by smoking a prime sample of their locally produced meth. "Wow, the proud people of Iowa really know how to do meth right, don't y'all?" said a…

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Pete Buttigieg Charms Crowd At Iowa Truck Stop By Sampling Local Meth   CLARKSVILLE, IA—Taking a long drag from a glass pipe while addressing potential voters, presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg charmed crowds at a truck stop Wednesday by smoking a prime sample of their locally produced meth. "Wow, the proud people of Iowa really know how to do meth right, don't y'all?" said a… Read more...         'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' Turns 20     Waitress Parades Choice Of Pie Slices In Front Of Man Like Madam In High-Class Brothel           Flipping Simone Biles Still Floating Through Upper Mesosphere     Damning Investigation Finds Jeffrey Epstein Left Unsupervised For Decades Prior To Suicide             Onion Politics   MORE POLITICAL COVERAGE             News in Brief Harvard Streamlines Admission Process By Directly Growing New Students From DNA Of Top Donors     News The Heir Apparent: Now That Ninja Left Twitch, The Next Big Streaming Star Is Probably This Red-Faced Kid Who Plays 'Hearthstone'     News in Brief Pfizer Announces New Antidote For Slow-Acting Poison Currently Coursing Through Bodies Of Millions Of Americans

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