Friday, August 23, 2019

New Species of Blood-Sucking Leech with 3 Jaws and 59 Teeth Discovered in DC-Area Swamps

By Prince George's County Ex-Pat
Fri, Aug 23, 2019 10:34 p.m.

This new species of blood-sucking leech with 3 jaws, 59 teeth discovered in DC-area swamps

No, not a joke headline.

I know you laughed.

N.S.: I sure did. This leech is better known by the title, "congressman."



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Lyin' Paul Ryan just moved to the DC area--I think he is the specimen in question.