By Nicholas Stix
I just checked this morning, and I determined that there are at least 116 unopened rolls of toilet paper in the Stix household. One hundred and sixteen unopened rolls! (There are several others already open.) I don’t know about you, but that counts as wealth, within these four walls. (And I may have missed a few.)
How many of you can lay claim to having such wealth literally within your grasp?
2 comments:
I have 14 unopened rolls. You've got me beat.
David In TN
What a wonderful treasury. Do you and your family give toilet paper as presents? (I've done that, and it's always appreciated by the discerning with a sense of humor.)
My necessities: toilet paper, cat food and litter, cigarettes.
—gainny
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