The Buck Stops Here: I’ll Take the Rap for Rick Sanchez

By Nicholas Stix

Rick Sanchez getting 50,000 volts during better times.

Initially, when Rick Sanchez got canned from CNN for criticizing the Jews’ power in the media, I was going to disavow responsibility for his dismissal and exile. But then it occurred to me: Although I didn’t personally call Jim Walton over at CNN Worldwide and order him to fire Sanchez, as the head of ZOG, I’m still responsible for anything that any of my uncountable minions does. Thus, Sanchez’ carcass is nevertheless mine.