Monday, October 20, 2025

baltimore city's "Brandon Scott goes full super mayor" (ajw video)

Re-posted by N.S.

"Brandon Scott goes full super mayor"






1 comment:

Anonymous said...

MONTY PYTHON 2025--"The black mayor skit/black mayor song"

nig*ers running cities should be a "Monty Python" skit. I wish the comedy troup was JUST starting out in 2025.

"And now for something completely diff'rent."

(At a car dealership,customer comes in)

John Cleese(in blackface):Hello y'ALL. I'm the mayor of Coonsville.

Michael Palin(in blackface):You mean,Baltimore?

Cleese:Exactly. Now what I need is...

Palin:You don't SOUND black.

Cleese:I said,"y'ALL". If that doesn't convince you of my ethnicity...

Palin:"Ethnicity"-- you said,"ethnicity"--NO WAY you're black. But how can I help you?

Cleese:I'd like to buy some new wheels that costs no less than $150,000--and you can bill it to the city of Coonsville.

Palin:You mean Baltimore.

Cleese:Right.

Palin:Maybe you ARE black after all. Do you have any other proof of your ethnicity?

(Cleese pulls out a gun and shoots the salesman)

Cleese:There--that should do it.

Palin:H-H-H-ere...are...the...keys.(expires)
(But then gets up off the floor)

Palin:You know,I didn't ALWAYS want to be a car salesmen,I wanted to be...a black mayor!

(Sung to "The Lumberjack Song")

I'm a blackie mayor and it's okay,

Corrupt all night

And a crook all day.

I overspend and steal the rest,

I hardly work any hours,

The black cops,they work for me,

We take what isn't ours.

(refrain)
Ohh,I'm a blackie mayor,

And it's okay,

Corrupt all night,

And a crook all day.

I make damn sure,

I don't get caught,

Payola is my game,

Whites say I should feel guilty,

But negroes have no shame.

Ohh,I'm a blackie mayor...

(We interrupt this song for the next NSU post--good night.)

--GRA