Wednesday, September 03, 2025

The Shady (Gady) Bunch (sung to the tune of The Brady Bunch theme)

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
saturday, august 30, 2025 at 9:17:00 a.m. edt

Then the one day when the lady met this "fellow,"
And discovered--he liked sex--in the butt,
That her days--of pregnancy were over,
Getting married to this fairy, faggot nut.

The Shady Bunch,
The Shady Bunch,
That's the way, theyyy became,
The Shady Bunch.

--GRA



3 comments:

AbolishTenure said...

Surprising, shocking, amazing that Hollyweird hasn't done an open-minded, un-closeted remake. It's the natural next step. What in the world has prevented it from happening by now? A blended "family" of eight would be just the vehicle to promote the redefined "family" in multiple directions, not just the one Robert Reed chose.

On network TV and streaming on Pervamount Plus. Recommended by 9 out of 10 middle school librarians.

Working title: "The Buttigieg Bunch".

Anonymous said...

RuPaul as "Mr" Brady.

Need a straight,fairly attractive White woman...uhh,any suggestions? Until Kate McKinnon came out lesbo,she'd be the right type. Maybe 75 year old Shelley Long reprising as Mrs. Brady? It's already a "no watch" in my book. Not too many(White)actresses having kids,that I've noticed.

-GRA

Anonymous said...

Buttigieg is White though...which leads me to:

--GRA