According to the pretend encyclopedia, fed governor Lisa Crook ought to be president!

By Abolish Tenure
friday, september 5, 2025 at 11:50:00 a.m. edt

According to the pretend encyclopedia, fed governor Lisa Crook ought to be president!

The ickyweepia bio presses all the buttons and makes her sound like a future SecTreas, even more accomplished than Condi Rice. Yet she could only get 51 votes for her senate confirmation to the Fed. Something was rotten there. The Stupid Party's squishes are always there to support egregious nominees in the name of bipartisanship and racial harmony but not this time, hmmmmm.... A 14-year term to the fed, so she would otherwise be there until 2037.

Surprised to see that she had a bachelor's in physics and philosophy. "Cook was previously a professor of economics and international relations at michigan state university." "Cook advised the nigerian government on its banking reforms in 2005, and the government of rwanda on economic development."

Well! Thank goodness for that, eh? imagine what a basket case africa would be today but for the efforts of Lisa DeNell Cook. Keep those nigerian banks stable so that nigerian princes can distribute shares of their inheritances to scammed Americans. And the Clinton foundation, yes, we can't leave out the Clinton foundation. "Rwanda? I never touched that woman!" - WJC.

Next week: Edith and Archie receive an erroneous foreclosure notice and go to their bank to resolve the problem. Fed governor Lisa Cook guest stars.