Saturday, August 09, 2025

Toys for twats? "sex toys keep landing on the floor of wnba games: what's happening?"

By R.C.
sent: saturday, august 9, 2025 at 10:37:50 p.m. edt

"sex toys keep landing on the floor of wnba games: what's happening?"

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dildos are a lezbos best friend


--GRA

Saturday, August 9, 2025 at 11:53:00 PM EDT
Anonymous said...

DR.ART PHALLUS TALKS ABOUT THE "FAD EFFECT" OF THROWING DILDOS AT WNBA GAMES

(from the article)"Matthew Mangino, a former district attorney in Lawrence County, Pa., told Newsweek that the behavior is sexist and misogynistic."

GRA:Mangino or Mangina?THAT is the question. For a wnba story about dildos,let's ask people whose names remind us of other sexual bizarrities.

Dildo expert,Dr.Art Phallus,has a theory about why dildos are flying around,during wnba games,like birds in central park at noon.

"Obviously,the wnba product does not 'measure up'
in excitement with men's sports. It doesn't get the 'juices flowing',Phallus theorized,"so the fans are masturbatorily amusing themselves with these dildo tosses--at known lesbians. It's quite amusing,I must say,"Phallus concluded( he also wiped himself off with a towel as he stood up.)

Will the dildo story get bigger...and bigger(like "streaking") before succumbing to bad pubicity--that is--publicity?Or will it become inexorably linked to women's hoops from now on--just as hats are tossed onto the ice in hockey?

"THAT,"said Dr. Phallus,"is what we don't know at this point in the wnba season.However,I can almost guarantee,you have not seen the last flying dildo in a women's pro basketball game."



--GRA







Sunday, August 10, 2025 at 6:45:00 AM EDT
AbolishTenure said...

Babylon Bee: Family Struggling To Answer Grandma’s Question About Why Everyone Is Talking About The WNBA

Sunday, August 10, 2025 at 8:45:00 AM EDT
Anonymous said...

Lol. "Struggling."

--GRA

Sunday, August 10, 2025 at 10:48:00 AM EDT
Anonymous said...

The hitler "great jeans" ad(below "grandma's story) was pretty amusing as well--on a few levels

--GRA

Sunday, August 10, 2025 at 11:26:00 AM EDT

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