Friday, August 08, 2025

On dildos and dykes


Sent: Friday, August 8, 2025 at 09:11:39 AM EDT
Subject: On dildos and dykes

Posted by Nicholas Stix at

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Sung to "I Shot the Sheriff"
by GRA

Lopez threw the dildo,
But he did not hit no referee,
Lopez threw the dildo,
It was tough to hit someone who's a "she".


Dildo came down--from the crowd,
From where--they did not know,
The replay they had,showed from where it was thrown,
Yes,the big,fat mex was easily shown,
Oh,the big mex,was easily shown.

I say...I say...

Lopez tossed a dildo,
But he did not hit no referee,
Lopez tossed a dildo,
Now ICE needs to find out his identity.

END


Is the spic legal? Probably not

--GRA

Saturday, August 9, 2025 at 12:31:00 AM EDT
Anonymous said...

OBESE mEX ARRESTED FOR WINNING THE EVENING'S 'DILDO TOSS' COMPETITION AT TUESDAY'S WNBA GAME IN PHOENIX

(audacy)According to FOX 10 Phoenix, 18-year-old Kaden Lopez – who was arrested for the Tuesday incident at the Phoenix Mercury game against the Connecticut Sun – said he was motivated to buy and throw the toy because of a “stupid prank that was trending on social media.” That same night, toys were also thrown during the Dallas Wings-New York Liberty game and Indiana Fever-Los Angeles Sparks game at Crypto.com arena in Los Angeles, Calif.

Lopez won his event("The mex Dildo Toss"),successfully reaching the court floor with his heave from far up in the stands. Other similar tosses,from other contestants,reportedly bounced off the heads of patrons and unenthused cheerleaders,sitting at courtside.

What if Lopez had gotten his dildo toss to go through one of the baskets? An instant contract with the wnba team,who is in second place--6 1/2 games behind the division leader--the Lynx.

"Yes,he's a man,"said an anonymous team spokesperson,"but so are half the women on our team."

--GRA

Sunday, August 10, 2025 at 11:07:00 AM EDT

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