By Grand Rapids Anonymous
saturday, july 12, 2025 at 9:53:00 p.m. edt
match game is coming back--without (blank) as host
GRA:abc aired a commercial promoting the new match game 25, starting on july 23rd.
The new guy might be a little old, but at least he didn't kill anyone on a movie set, so Martin Short was hired to replace (blank).
Kevin Nealon, of the panelists shown, is the only person I could say comes close to being a celeb.
--GRA
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I wish you well, Mr. Short. But I'm not hopeful.
Years of tacky failed revivals of the classics in the late 20th century, followed by years of even more tacky failures in the 21st. It adds up to decades of rubbish revivals. It's still "decades" if you only count Steve Harvey who just won't go away.
Excerpt from commentators at a long-long-ago boxing coverage on ESPN, mid-round:
"He kind of looks like Martin Short."
"Oh, yes. You're right, there is a resemblance."
Then mere seconds later,
"Now he looks like Martin Short getting beat up!"
Some questions for the new Match Game '25:
"At a reunion party for Match Game hosts,Alec Baldwin thought up a foolproof way to get his old job back.He went up to Martin Short and(blanked)him."
(Answer's obvious)
"AOC has put on a few pounds. In fact,she's sooo fat,
even(blank)isn't hitting on her anymore."
(Gary Burghoff,Brett Somers,Charles Nelson Reilly,Barbara Rhoades,Richard Dawson and Fannie Flagg all wrote,"Bernie Sanders.")
"mlk jr is known for saying,'I have a dream,'but his grandson--mlk the fourth-said, the other day,'I have a(blank).''
Burghoff:A scheme
Somers: A parole hearing scheduled.
Reilly:a few warrants out
Rhoades:a lot of warrants out
Dawson:a stolen EBT card
Flagg:a dead White girl
"This is Gene Rayburn,see you next time on Match Game '25
--GRA
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