Friday, November 01, 2024

Jerry Seinfeld suffers from multiple personality disorder! he just recanted his criticisms of wokedom, and declared that comics must submit; now he's criticizing them again; I never thought he was funny, to begin with

By N.S.

“Jerry Seinfeld rips woke nyc private school — where his kids attended — for allowing ‘distressed’ students to skip class day after election”

“an uber-woke $65K-a-year new york city private school will allow 'emotionally distressed' students to skip class the day after the election next week – a move that…”

https://nypost.com/2024/11/01/us-news/jerry-seinfeld-rips-woke-nyc-private-school-where-his-kids-attended-for-allowing-distressed-students-to-skip-class-day-after-election/



4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Hey,what's the problem? One day I take my meds,the next day I don't. Now--just for fun--try to figure out,on the days I'm saying woke sh*t--whether those are the days I skipped my meds--or if I took them. Even I don't know at this point."

George:You need help,Jerry. Correction--you need MORE help.

Elaine:I never thought you'd crack like this,rich boy.

Jerry:Maybe if we rebooted our old TV show again and did stories about those poor immigrants and how great crossdressers are...

Kramer:He's off his meds!!

George:He needs an intervention!!!

"This was from the YouTube feature:The Sad End of Jerry Seinfeld",produced by GRA.

--GRA





Anonymous said...

"I agree with what Jerry Seinfeld said. It’s not giving our kids credit for any emotional maturity. "
--lady in article

GRA:The woke schools want to take over the parenting--that's their goal--about gender,politics,race--the works.

--GRA

AbolishTenure said...

A remake of "The Contest" episode and this time the contest is who can go the longest without saying something wokestupid. Elaine and George eliminated in the opening seconds. Kramer DQ'd for the Nhecklers incident. Jerry wins by default, and NBC has to fill 28 leftover minutes with commercials.

Maybe Newman was the brightest of the bunch after all.

Anonymous said...

THE WOKENESS STAKES

I like it. You could also have a horse race--"The Wokeness Stakes".

Analysis: Julia Louis-Dreyfus is pure woke----and the favorite. Alexander close behind in the betting,followed by Jerry and Kramer(Michael Richards).

"They're at the gate...they're OFF!

"Louis-Dreyfus says 'Jerry is wrong about liberals killing comedy --and jumps to the lead,Richards says,'nig*er' and drops to last...Jerry and Jason Alexander battle for second,but as they head into the stretch...George calls Trump,'subhuman' and grabs the runner-up spot. Louis-Dreyfus runs away from EVERYONE to take first. Jerry's third and Kramer
can see them all.

Those are the results of today's "Wokeness Stakes."

I wish Richards would do a sequel to his famed non-woke standup--today.
--GRA