Friday, October 8, 2021 at 9:36:00 P.M. EDT
nfl coach Jon Gruden is on the hot seat for an email he sent ten years ago, describing nfl players association chief DeMaurice Smith, while he was a commentator at espn, as having “lips the size of Michellin tires.”
There’s a picture of Smith in the article, and it affirms he does indeed have lips the size of Michelin tires….So what’s the problem?
Would have been funnier coming from Don Rickles but you gotta give Gruden some props here.
That is, until he debases himself by throwing himself on the ground crawling and begging for forgiveness.
By the way, didn’t Steve Harvey call Golden State Warriors players “gorillas” a few years back? How come he didn’t get in trouble? Oh yeah, it’s OK if a nigga calls a nigga a...whatever degrading racist term he wants, I guess.
By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Saturday, October 9, 2021 at 3:38:00 A.M. EDT
I could see Rickles saying that—and also, “lips the size of a Michelin tire, but a brain—the size of my car’s cigarette lighter—and used about as often.”
“Still, who has more mileage on their lips—this guy, or Kamala Harris?
“Oh, by the way, Gruden mentioned this black guy’s lips, but his NOSE looks to be about the size of one of my ‘after Passover’ bowel movements.”
“That's a JOKE! I love the blacks—especially if there aren’t any within 30 miles of my house.”
“Glenn Davis and 17 other NBA geniuses, arrested for insurance fraud, just called and said, ‘They caught us—the jig is up.’ Yeah, a lot of jigs will be up—for about five years in prison each.
“But Biden’s thinking about pardoning them. He said Kamala Harris told him she knew most of them personally—and while deep throating a banana, requested a complete pardon be issued to all 18.”
“I could keep going, but the tom tom’s are getting closer. Good night everyone.”
--GRA
1 comment:
"Would have been funnier coming from Don Rickles"
That does sound like something Don Rickles would have said.
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