By "W"
Sent: Tue, Dec 10, 2019 3:48 p.m.
Breaking: Bill Cosby loses appeal in sex assault case
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This was brought to you by Jail-O Pudding--not as good as Jell-O Pudding--but in prison,it's all you got.
--GRA
Which brings us to this weeks episode of "the NEW Bill Cosby Show"--from prison.Today,Bill's wife Camille tells Bill she's filing for divorce.
Guard:"Okay Mrs.Cosby,you can talk to your husband now--you have 10 minutes."
Camille:"I only need ONE."
(Picks up prison phone)
Bill:"Hellllo baaaby,how's my supportive,loving,understanding wife?"
Camille:"My DIVORCE lawyer will answer that question--and any others.See you in seven years--"HONEY."
(hands phone to the lawyer Goldstein)
Lawyer:"Thank you Camille.Mr.Cosby,your wife insists on half of all assets for the divorce settlement and the OTHER half of your assets for being publicly humiliated."
Bill:"Everything?She wants everything?"
Lawyer:"Everything but your cellmate Daqueerious--your soon to be EX-wife says you can keep him(laughtrack laughter)
Bill:Damn,I guess I shouldn't have hired that new lawyer Kim Kardashian --but she came highly recommended by Trump.Hey,hey,hey,in the poor house,I'm going to stay."
(applause--show ends)
Next week,Kim K advises Bill to pretend to slip on some pudding--in order to set up a multi-million dollar lawsuit.Bill tries to hit on the female prison guard they call "Frankenstein".
--GRA
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