By A Texas Reader
friday, september 13, 2024 at 08:23:01 p.m. edt
"a 22-year-old women [sic] from indiana drowned while on vacation in puerto rico after she went into the water to rescue her girlfriend and became caught up in a strong [sic] rip current."
"tragic reason woman, 22, waded into puerto rico ocean where she drowned"
"Cimone Alicea Dawson, a 22-year-old from indianapolis, drowned while swimming off condado beach, puerto rico."
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13848839/Tragic-reason-woman-22-waded-Puerto-Rico-ocean-drowned.html
N.S.: The whole point of the "thing" wasn't to report on an unfortunate loss of life, but to promote lesbianism. The daily mail operative, James Gordon, repeatedly underscored that Cimone Dawson, the decedent, was a lesbian. Only one commenter was able to get away with pointing this out.
Note too the atrocious English of daily mail operative James Gordon.
"Tragic reason woman, 22, waded into puerto rico ocean [sic] where she drowned"
As a number of commenters pointed out, there's no such thing as "puerto rico ocean," and even if there were, it would be "puerto rican ocean."
"meanwhile, her girlfriend was rescued and helped back to shore by both the authorities and locals [sic] beachgoers."
Editor-in-chief Ted Verity doesn't give a hoot about good writing. All that matters is being pc.
Whenever I hear of a "puerto rican ocean",I immediately think of a large amount and f blood in the streets of the Bronx--puerto rican of course--traversing via the "Switchblade River".
ReplyDelete--GRA
CONDADO(Sung to Tony Orlando and Dawn's "Candida")
ReplyDeleteGRA's theory of what happened there.
The black chicks went out,
To the beach to lay about,
'Cause they wanted darker skin,as a disguise,
And oh,see the sky,
Yes,the sun was very high,
Drinking hard--the girls were--no surprise.
Ohh,Condado,
Let's go swimming together,
Their lesbian suits--made of leather,
And will sink them fast,you'll see.
Hmm,Condado,
Darwin's law was not a fraud-o,
negress chicks aren't too smart-o,
Now they're floating in the sea.
Their IQs were light,
They'd been boozing since last night,
Said they wanted to sleep it off, in the sunshine,
And the air temp did rise,
To the water,wasn't very wise,
And soon they would be food...for the flies.
Ohh,Condado,
Let's go swimming together,
Their lesbian suits, made of leather,
And will sink them fast,you'll see.
Ohh,Condado,
Darwin's law was not a fraud-o,
negress chicks aren't too smart-o,
Now they're floating in the sea.
And oh,see the sky,
Yes,the girls were very high,
Drinking hard--they all were--no surprise.
Ohh,Condado,
Let's go swimming together,
Their lesbian suits, made of leather,
And will sink them fast,you'll see.
Whoa,Condado,
Darwin's law was not a fraud-o,
(Fade)
End
--GRA