Hogan:That's a Jewish religious holiday--how do YOU know today is Yom Kippur--are YOU Jewish,Colonel?
Klink:I should say not.
Hogan:Smart to deny it,Colonel,your secret is safe with us--right guys?
Newkirk:Actually,with my one three minute phone call this month,I called General Burkholder and,kind of,spilled the gefilte fish sauce--I didn't know this was supposed to be hush hush,sir.
LeBeau:Oui,I did the same thing--sorry Colonel.
Klink:The phone lines have been down for three days--nice try. ANYWAYS,I understand you have a new P.O.W. who IS Jewish--an Allan Konigsberg?
Woody Allen:Uhhh,yes,that's me-did I receive a special Red Cross package of matso balls and manna?
Schultz:HA HA HA--sorry herr commandant.
Klink:What are yoooou,some sort of comedian, Konigsberg?
Woody:With the right audience--none of them NAZIS!
Klink:I just thought I'd tell you that some muslims--who are the ones actually taking over the European continent--committed a horrible act today in Manchester--but it WASN'T the Germans--I wanted to make that clear.
Woody:Wait--what's going on--am I on a ''Hogan's Heroes" reboot? Because if this isn't,I'd already literally be--a shrimp on the barbie.
Klink:One more thing and I have to go---here's your one matso ball--let's go Schultz.
Schultz:Jawohl,herr commandant.(whispers to Woody)There WERE three of them to start with,but I was SOOO HUNGRY!
Hogan:See ya Schultz,remember this face--you'll see him on Ed Sullivan next week.
Schultz:Jolly joker!
(That next Sunday night,Klink and Schultz are watching "Ed Sullivan" in Klink's office.)
"Hogan's Heroes 2025"
ReplyDeleteSchultz:ACHTUNG!Colonel Klink is HERE.
Col.Klink:Ho-o-o-gan!
Hogan:Yes,colonel.
Klink:Today is Yom Kippur and...
Hogan:That's a Jewish religious holiday--how do YOU know today is Yom Kippur--are YOU Jewish,Colonel?
Klink:I should say not.
Hogan:Smart to deny it,Colonel,your secret is safe with us--right guys?
Newkirk:Actually,with my one three minute phone call this month,I called General Burkholder and,kind of,spilled the gefilte fish sauce--I didn't know this was supposed to be hush hush,sir.
LeBeau:Oui,I did the same thing--sorry Colonel.
Klink:The phone lines have been down for three days--nice try. ANYWAYS,I understand you have a new P.O.W. who IS Jewish--an Allan Konigsberg?
Woody Allen:Uhhh,yes,that's me-did I receive a special Red Cross package of matso balls and manna?
Schultz:HA HA HA--sorry herr commandant.
Klink:What are yoooou,some sort of comedian, Konigsberg?
Woody:With the right audience--none of them NAZIS!
Klink:I just thought I'd tell you that some muslims--who are the ones actually taking over the European continent--committed a horrible act today in Manchester--but it WASN'T the Germans--I wanted to make that clear.
Woody:Wait--what's going on--am I on a ''Hogan's Heroes" reboot? Because if this isn't,I'd already literally be--a shrimp on the barbie.
Klink:One more thing and I have to go---here's your one matso ball--let's go Schultz.
Schultz:Jawohl,herr commandant.(whispers to Woody)There WERE three of them to start with,but I was SOOO HUNGRY!
Hogan:See ya Schultz,remember this face--you'll see him on Ed Sullivan next week.
Schultz:Jolly joker!
(That next Sunday night,Klink and Schultz are watching "Ed Sullivan" in Klink's office.)
Klink:Isn't that...?
Schultz:I see NOTHING!
END
--GRA