Thursday, May 29, 2025

From 6-foot-5 to 6-feet-under; Onterrian 86’d Jamarion

By Abolish Tenure
thursday, may 29, 2025 at 9:42:00 a.m. edt

Huh. From 6-foot-5 to 6-feet-under.

South central USA be like south central l.a.

And Onterrian 8614’d Jamarion:

Headline: “college basketball star Jamarion Brown killed after being shot in the head at texas pool party...as reported by kltv, Onterrian Jamour Newton, 17, was arrested on wednesday and charged with murder. two other people were also injured in the incident, with one shot in the leg and the other hit in the hip. ... Brown leaves behind a fiancee [sic], Sydni Parrish, as well as his parents and 10 siblings.”



3 comments:

  1. The black morticians are so dumb.

    How dumb are they?

    The black morticians are so dumb that they buried him vertically(with his head sticking out of the ground).

    (looking their handiwork over)

    "We didn'ts allow for the extra 5 inches of his afro,Lavatorious "

    "Nooo we didn't--it makes a nice shrub though."

    --GRA

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  2. Lavatorious, ha! True story: once had a student - she was a really sweet young lady - with the unfortunate name Latrina.

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  3. (Sung to Ahab the Arab,sort of)
    Latrina,the Latina,
    Queen of the taco stand.

    --GRA

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