Talking Dog Joke

By N.S.

Via Pat Kittle

A guy’s driving down a country road when he notices a sign in front of a farmhouse:

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TALKING DOG FOR SALE – $10 =============

Skeptical but curious, he walks up to the front porch where the farmer’s in his rocking chair.

“You’re serious, your dog really talks?”

“Yep, go around the back and see for yourself.”

Around the back the dog greets him: “Hi.”

“Wow, you really do talk! Please, tell me about yourself.”

“Well, I worked for the Foreign Service where I sat in on secret high-level conferences. Nobody thought a dog would be a problem. I got a lot of commendations and awards. After I came home I got a job in the local K-9 Corps, where I broke up some big smuggling operations, and I got some more honors. Then I retired and found a mate and had a bunch of puppies and called it a day.”

“You’re amazing — thank you!”

The guy walks back to the porch and asks the farmer “Your dog is incredible! Why are you selling him so cheap??”

“He’s a bull-shi--er! He’s never been out of the yard.”