Tuesday, December 21, 2021

We’ve Got an ID and a Mug Shot for that Rabid Nordstrom Shoplifter!


Mug shot of Shatara Coney Edwards, 36, a proud black woman


[“Shoplifter Bites, Punches Nordstrom Employees at Nassau Mall.”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Tuesday, December 21, 2021 at 1:53:00 A.M. EST

Shatara Coney Edwards. As Maxwell Smart might have said, “Would ya believe she’s black, Chief?”

“Yes Max, she’s from the offshoot of KAOS—COON.”

“Back in the 60s, her first name would have gotten bleeped.”

“Ahh the good old days, Max.”

“Right you are, CHIEF!”

--GRA

https://www.audacy.com/wcbs880/news/local/suspected-shoplifter-bites-punches-nordstrom-worker-police



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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousTuesday, December 21, 2021 at 6:57:00 AM EST

    OH, that is a woman. The colored girls got a lot of beef behind them to land a good = punch.

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  2. AnonymousTuesday, December 21, 2021 at 10:04:00 AM EST

    jerry pdx
    Proud black woman and fine representative of her kind...

    And that name? Shatara Coney?

    Oh the things we could do with that name, but this one is just too easy, I'm going to resist.

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