The Mets Pulverize Pittsburgh, and are on a Scorching, One-Game Winning Streak!; Doggerel for the Dog Days of May

By Long-Suffering Mets Fan, aka Nicholas Stix

At Corporate Sponsor Field tonight, Mike Baxter broke open a 2-2 tie with a single to center field, to score Marlon Byrd from second base with one out in the bottom of the ninth, to beat the Bucs, 3-2.

However, the Mets’ winning streak is imperiled by the weather report: Friday’s rain has been cancelled.


Broken Bats, Broken Hearts
By The Glider

Although there was a hit by Ike,
He still needs to take a hike,
And what’s the next excuse for Duda,
“I coulda, shoulda, woulda”?