Sunday, May 26, 2024

Celebrate the National Holiday Commemorating the Life and Crimes of George Floyd, with the George Floyd Song, “You Dropped Dead, Floyd”!


[“Holiday fun: after cashing in blood money, George Floyd’s family calls on congress to crush local law enforcement, 4 years after his crimes and death.”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
sunday, may 26, 2024 at 6:58:00 p.m. edt

On this anniversary of a drug-addicted, stupid black, exiting the planet, the old chestnut:

“You Dropped Dead, Floyd”
Sung to “I Got You, Babe”
Duet with Cher and GRA

(Cher) They say you’re dumb,
You should’ve known,
If you do drugs,
Your heart, it will explode.

(GRA) Well, now we know,
That all that’s true,
Cuz you dropped dead,
You started turning blue.

(Cher) Floyd—you dropped dead, babe,
You dropped dead, babe.

(Cher) They say that drugs
Mess with your head,
You proved that fact—
Until you became dead.

(GRA) “I could have saved you”—
This, Cher has said,
She didn’t though—
And now George Floyd is dead.

(Cher) Floyd—you dropped dead, babe.

(GRA) You passed counter...feited bills.
You took many...illegal pills,
(Cher) But even with that,
If I was around,
You’d still be here—
Not stuck in the gro-ou-ou-und!

So let them say you’re dead and gone,
If I’d been there, it’d be a different song.

(GRA) This freak, I think,
Has lost her mind,
No saving Floyd,
She must be deaf and blind.

(Cher) Floyd—you dropped dead, babe,
(Both) You dropped de-e-e-a-d babe,
(Repeat a few times)
You dropped dead, babe!

--GRA



3 comments:

  1. jerry pdx
    I suspect Sonny would approve, Cher would be spinning in her grave if she was dead. We can only hope on that one.

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  2. "One pill makes you happy, one pill makes you small"

    And the ones George Floyd took didn't do him any good at all.

    I am a genius at work.

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  3. Jefferson Airplane alternate lyrics

    "One pill makes you happy,one pill makes you small,
    And the ones your dealer gives you,
    May just make you hit the wall,
    Can't ask dumbass,
    His ticker just stalled."

    --GRA


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