Aunt Jemima was Never Offensive, but “Pearl Milling Company” Certainly is

 

 

 

 

By Nicholas Stix

When a black supremacist says, “I find X offensive,” or “That’s racist!,” what he’s really saying is, “Powerful Whites have submitted to me, and I am therefore acting like a totalitarian ruler. Whitey, you my slave!”

Well, I’m not a slave—yet. (Or rather, I was a slave to blacks, but I’m not ready to go back to bondage to them.) And so, while I had no compunctions about buying Aunt Jemima under its own name, and have a bottle of it in the cupboard, I’ll never buy it under the euphemism, “Pearl Milling Company.”

Quaker Oats, go to hell! Oh, and get your black lords to make up the difference.