Monday, December 01, 2025

Ripley's, etc.: President releases results of his stomach and heart mri--"clean bill of health," say docs

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Monday, December 1, 2025 at 6:59:00 p.m. est

Ripley's, etc.: President releases results of his stomach and heart mri--"clean bill of health," say docs

GRA: anti-Trump reporters have been hounding the white house about results from the President's semi-secret mri in october. As you might remember, following months of swollen feet and lower legs, the President trekked to Walter Reed medical center for his second physical in a year. Word got out about an mri and the vulturous press, smelling a Trump exit, kept up the inquiries until today.

The result--believe it or not:

"A perfectly normal heart and stomach area--functioning well."

A loud "F***" was heard throughout the press corps.

Personally, I KNOW if anything was wrong with Donald Trump, we'd only hear about it after his expiration. He does appear a little livelier lately--for whatever that's worth.

-GRA



2 comments:

  1. NEW PFIZER "EXPERIMENTAL" MRNA VAXX FOR THE FLU WON'T BE APPROVED;FAILS TO PROTECT SENIORS

    (epoch times)Pfizer’s experimental influenza vaccine will not receive approval absent new data proving that it protects seniors against the flu, the commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration suggested in a new interview.

    The messenger ribonucleic acid (mRNA) shot “failed in seniors,” Dr. Marty Makary, the FDA commissioner, said during an appearance on Nov. 29 on Fox News.


    “The trial showed zero benefit,” he said.

    “We’re not just going to rubber-stamp new products that don’t work, that fail in a clinical trial. It makes a mockery of science if we’re just going to rubber-stamp things with no data.”

    (GRA:biden's FDA would have approved it.)

    Pfizer’s media team did not respond to a request for comment.

    The experimental mRNA shot performed better in a trial than an already-approved vaccine from a different company among healthy people aged 18 to 64, researchers with Pfizer and other organizations said in a recent paper published by the New England Journal of Medicine (NEJM).

    Many more seniors—68.7 percent—reported adverse reactions within seven days of Pfizer vaccination compared with just 25.8 percent of recipients of the existing vaccine, the results also showed.

    --GRA

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  2. "25% have adverse reactions."

    GRA:Acceptable(sarcasm)


    --GRA

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