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MONTY PYTHON 2025--"The black mayor skit/black mayor song"nig*ers running cities should be a "Monty Python" skit. I wish the comedy troup was JUST starting out in 2025."And now for something completely diff'rent."(At a car dealership,customer comes in)John Cleese(in blackface):Hello y'ALL. I'm the mayor of Coonsville.Michael Palin(in blackface):You mean,Baltimore?Cleese:Exactly. Now what I need is...Palin:You don't SOUND black.Cleese:I said,"y'ALL". If that doesn't convince you of my ethnicity...Palin:"Ethnicity"-- you said,"ethnicity"--NO WAY you're black. But how can I help you?Cleese:I'd like to buy some new wheels that costs no less than $150,000--and you can bill it to the city of Coonsville.Palin:You mean Baltimore.Cleese:Right.Palin:Maybe you ARE black after all. Do you have any other proof of your ethnicity?(Cleese pulls out a gun and shoots the salesman)Cleese:There--that should do it. Palin:H-H-H-ere...are...the...keys.(expires)(But then gets up off the floor)Palin:You know,I didn't ALWAYS want to be a car salesmen,I wanted to be...a black mayor!(Sung to "The Lumberjack Song")I'm a blackie mayor and it's okay,Corrupt all night And a crook all day.I overspend and steal the rest,I hardly work any hours,The black cops,they work for me,We take what isn't ours.(refrain)Ohh,I'm a blackie mayor,And it's okay,Corrupt all night,And a crook all day.I make damn sure,I don't get caught,Payola is my game,Whites say I should feel guilty,But negroes have no shame.Ohh,I'm a blackie mayor...(We interrupt this song for the next NSU post--good night.)--GRA
MONTY PYTHON 2025--"The black mayor skit/black mayor song"
ReplyDeletenig*ers running cities should be a "Monty Python" skit. I wish the comedy troup was JUST starting out in 2025.
"And now for something completely diff'rent."
(At a car dealership,customer comes in)
John Cleese(in blackface):Hello y'ALL. I'm the mayor of Coonsville.
Michael Palin(in blackface):You mean,Baltimore?
Cleese:Exactly. Now what I need is...
Palin:You don't SOUND black.
Cleese:I said,"y'ALL". If that doesn't convince you of my ethnicity...
Palin:"Ethnicity"-- you said,"ethnicity"--NO WAY you're black. But how can I help you?
Cleese:I'd like to buy some new wheels that costs no less than $150,000--and you can bill it to the city of Coonsville.
Palin:You mean Baltimore.
Cleese:Right.
Palin:Maybe you ARE black after all. Do you have any other proof of your ethnicity?
(Cleese pulls out a gun and shoots the salesman)
Cleese:There--that should do it.
Palin:H-H-H-ere...are...the...keys.(expires)
(But then gets up off the floor)
Palin:You know,I didn't ALWAYS want to be a car salesmen,I wanted to be...a black mayor!
(Sung to "The Lumberjack Song")
I'm a blackie mayor and it's okay,
Corrupt all night
And a crook all day.
I overspend and steal the rest,
I hardly work any hours,
The black cops,they work for me,
We take what isn't ours.
(refrain)
Ohh,I'm a blackie mayor,
And it's okay,
Corrupt all night,
And a crook all day.
I make damn sure,
I don't get caught,
Payola is my game,
Whites say I should feel guilty,
But negroes have no shame.
Ohh,I'm a blackie mayor...
(We interrupt this song for the next NSU post--good night.)
--GRA