Monday, June 30, 2025

In Afterlife Hollywood, Leslie Nielsen and George Kennedy Re-Unite to Make The Naked Gun, 2025!


["detroit cops look for perps after drive-by shooting kills present (and future) thugs"]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
monday, june 30, 2025 at 5:06:00 a.m. edt

In Afterlife Hollywood, Leslie Nielsen and George Kennedy Re-Unite to Make The Naked Gun, 2025!

Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen)and partner, Ed (George Kennedy) pull over to interrogate two black suspects.

Frank Drebin: Are you Derrierious Deadd?

black thug: Yeah.

Drebin: Got a driver’s license?

Derrierious: Yeah, fuzz. Here’s my ID.

Ed: Is he Deadd, Frank?

Drebin: It looks like it—at least in this DMV photo.

Derrierious: Bad hair day.

Drebin: Bad face day. Who’s THIS with you?

Derrierious: DAT’S my brotha.

(Brother hands over ID.)

Ed: He Deadd too, Frank?

Drebin: If he goes for my gun. No—different father—this one’s Stoopid—Justintatious Stoopid.

Ed: Just Stoopid, for short?

Justintatious: HEY, how’d YOU know?

Frank: You both carried out a drive-by shooting on pogo sticks. We have surveillance video—you’re both STUPID.

Justintatious: Sheeeet, mannn.

Frank: That’s your uncle—Sheetarious Mann. We have him downtown—he gave you up. Cut a deal, so he could get out of prison at age 98.

Justintatious: Mannn.

Drebin: You’re under arrest, Deadd and Stoopid. Take them away, Nordberg.

Ed: What’s the moral of this story, Frank?

Drebin: Something about O.J. being dead and stupid. Let’s go grab a bite to eat.

--END



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