And now, a word from the governor of the state of emergency

[ “breaking news: gov. Hochul declares state of emergency”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
monday, june 23, 2025 at 12:38:00 a.m. edt

And now, a word from the governor of the state of emergency

Instead of the state of New York, it’s now called the state of “Emergency”? Like the Gulf of America?

I like it.

--GRA

By Abolish Tenure
monday, june 23, 2025 at 3:38:00 p.m. edt

“Let’s go to Governor Hochul for a live update on the heat wave emergency. Tell us what it’s like in New York today, Governor.”

“I’m melting!”