It’s Elvis Presley’s 90th birthday today, and he’s out with a variation of his 1962 hit song—“Return to Sender”—called “Real News Defender”—a tribute to the moderator of WEJB/NSU, Mr. Nicholas Stix

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
wednesday, january 8, 2025 at 4:42:00 p.m. est

It’s Elvis Presley’s 90th birthday today, and he’s out with a variation of his 1962 hit song—“Return to Sender”—called “Real News Defender”—a tribute to the moderator of WEJB/NSU, Mr. Nicholas Stix.

By GRA

Real news defender,
Real news defender,

I clicked the NSU blogger site,
I wanted all the facts,
Of the latest mass murders,
And all black crime attacks.

(‘Cuz Nicholas is a...)
Real news defender,
Fake news disowned,
Crimes not hidden,
Mugshots shown.

If it’s the blackies,
Scum, wetbacks too,
You’re right in thinking,
That these stories will interest you.

So crime is usually at the forefront,
It’s his specialty,
You want to know what's happenin’?
Read W-E-J-B.

(Where Nicholas is a...)
Real news defender,
Fake news disowned,
No crimes hidden,
Mugshots shown.

This site, not only covers those things,
But entertainment ‘cross the land,
Movies and sports, humorous reports,
Stix deserves a hand.

(Because he is a...)
Real news defender,
Fake news disowned,
No crimes hidden,
Mugshots shown,

Uhhhhhh.

Real news defender,
Real news defender...
(fade) (applause)
Elvis: “Thank you, very much.”
END

--GRA

N.S.: Thank you so much for this honor, GRA.