By Grand Rapids Anonymous
thursday, december 5, 2024 at 3:00:00 a.m. est
“people flock to see Christmas tree in nyc—near spot of ceo murder”
(ny post) tourists flocked to Rockefeller center for the Christmas tree lighting wednesday night, unfazed by an armed assassin on the loose after killing unitedhealthcare ceo Brian Thompson around the corner hours earlier.
“thousands of visitors from all over the country and overseas stood in line for hours in hopes of getting a glimpse of the famous tree in manhattan — just two blocks away from where the shocking murder was committed shortly before 7 a.m.
“the tourists bundled up and sang along to performances by the backstreet boys and Kelly Clarkson, as light flurries fell over the celebration before the tree lights were turned on at 10 p.m.”
GRA: When they write it up like that—“thousands from all over the country and overseas stood in line for hours in hopes of catching a glimpse of the famous tree”—it makes it sound like an utterly ridiculous idea. Hours?
--GRA
Tour guide:"Okay everyone,let's move this way,step over that dead CEO's body--thank you--and continue down the block. Now a quick three steps to your left,to avoid this unconscious assault victim--thank you--and proceed quickly toward the lighted area. All right,let me count everyone--oh,oh--we lost two of you--that's fine,keep moving,I need to call 9-1-1. Right this way,we're almost there...now turn the corner and you'll see--oh my goodness!The TREE IS GONE --it's been STOLEN!
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--GRA