By Grand Rapids Anonymous
tuesday, december 24, 2024 at 11:42:00 p.m. est
black version of" 'Twas the night before Christmas"
T'was the night before Christmas,
The sun out of sight,
All the negroes were shooting,
Began as a fight.
What seemed to begin as a non-fatal brawl,
Ended up with dead nigs--bullet holes in them all.
Trayvon with his handgun,
Jaquan brought his piece,
Trayvon shot his nephew,
Jaquan shot his niece.
Three bullets were nestled in Roscoe Lee's leg,
Jackoffious--shot--hid behind a beer keg,
Joneaka tried running--she got shot in the head,
Uncle Ben was less lucky--he already dead.
When out on the lawn, there was lots of chatter,
The cops had shown up--nigs started to scatter.
And all that was left for the black city's blue,
Was to say, "There's no threat"--though that wasn't true.
And to load up the van and check off their names:
On Kwame, LaQuisha--Jacquarious, too,
Clitorine, Dumbassious, LaSyphillus--who?
And so as the cops drove into the night,
The blacks gathered round to say with delight,
"We can still shoot some more,
Sh*t...it's only midnight."
--GRA
jerry pdx
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to Europe from the spanish coast guard, africa, the european union, islam, the pope and any other globalists (or their stooges) I forgot to mention!
https://www.yahoo.com/news/spanish-coast-guard-rescues-migrants-182313870.html
Christmas day rescue of 60 men and 4 women, but notice that the below video features one fat negress being helped up the ladder. Since she's deprived and starving back home, plentiful Western food should have her to Lizzo proportions in a matter of weeks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVA3-suqQaw
What a way to usher in the new year when this bunch of negroes shows up in the neighborhood.
Where's Senor Paul Revere when you need him?
Delete"The(fat) nig*ers are coming,the(fat)nig*ers are coming."
--GRA
Sheila Jackson Lee would be angry that none of Santa's reindeer had African-sounding names. Taking it up a notch from her hurricane-naming outrage. They have French names which were surely adopted by the Africans in former French colonies.
ReplyDeleteOne of the funniest parodies I've read in years. Now if only Weird Al Yankovic could set those lyrics to the "Silent Night" melody. Well, I can dream anyway.
ReplyDeleteHow about:"Violent Night" instead of "Silent Night"?
ReplyDeleteViolent night,
Every night,
blacks with guns,
Shoot on sight.
Even on Christmas Eve,
blacks--they go wild,
Submachine guns,
Thought of--as too mild.
Nig naps given for free-e-e.
Nignaps are given for free.
--GRA